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Les Miserables: Tholomyès the Fucc Boi

Tholomyès is the type of guy who always thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room.
Tholomyès is the type of guy who insists he’s a god but is actually chopped.
Tholomyès is the type of guy who can’t be monogamous because he “has too much love to go around”.
Tholomyès is the type of guy who insists that his anti-monogamy stance has nothing to do with libido and everything to do with women’s liberation.
Tholomyès is the type of guy who thinks he’s a philosopher but sounds like a high middle school student.
Tholomyès is the type of guy who love bombs other people’s partners.
Tholomyès is the type of guy who tells women to cheat because it helps him cope with his own infidelity.
Tholomyès is the type of guy who genuinely believes pick-up artist tactics work.
Tholomyès is the type of guy who would be an incel if he wasn’t wealthy.
Tholomyès is the type of guy who should be immediately removed from the group chat.
Tholomyès is the type of guy who refuses to shut up.
Tholomyès is the type of guy who presents himself as deeply self aware while being completely unaware of what an ass he is.
Tholomyès is a fucc boi.